Dave was arrested for... stealing ideas.

After creeping around facebook and discovering a group regarding googling "(your FIRST name) was arrested for..." and posting your first result, I decided to do so, but post the first five results on here.

Dave was arrested for looking like "the wompus" (no lie)
Dave was arrested for punching out an undercover detective in Tokyo. He then spent 4 months in solitary confinement. Then stole your girlfriend.
Dave was arrested for - ahem - rape.
Dave was arrested for interfering with public duties after rescuing a swimmer. It ain't easy being me (or green, I hear)
Dave was arrested for Gun and Drug charges.