I am a postmodern hero.

Exams are for pussies.
Two midterms in one day? That hasn't happened to me since first year. I'm scared.

The cat is out of the bag and your dad is out of the closet.
Thanks to Dave Jang, I can no longer badmouth people from work, as my blog is now semi-public knowledge. Although I'm still going to talk about all the money I've stolen from there. Hoo-ray.

Tigers don't kill spiders.
The spider bite I got a couple weeks ago did NOT give me super powers, either. After being bed-ridden for 2 days and 36 hours of sleep, all I got was weak legs and a headache. Also, don't try using tiger balm on a spider bite, it just makes the wound start bleeding. Don't ask me why, I have no fucking clue.

I've run out of feline referenced headings.
Yeah, that's about it. Time to go study for my two midterms. FUK!