That was the gayest post I've ever written.

yep.

Random Thought

If using the term "Gay" in the place of "stupid" is an insult to homosexuals, then wouldn't the term "Gay" in the place of "homosexual" be an insult to happy people?

Quincy Carter is still an idiot.

In an NFL Total Access Interview:

Reporter: Do you think that your love of football will overcome your addiction to Marijuana?

Carter: I think so.

Reporter: "You think so" or "you know so"? They're two different things.

Carter: (long pause) I think so.

Cue Applause.

Fire Cowboys Scouting Department.

Dave was arrested for... stealing ideas.

After creeping around facebook and discovering a group regarding googling "(your FIRST name) was arrested for..." and posting your first result, I decided to do so, but post the first five results on here.

Dave was arrested for looking like "the wompus" (no lie)
Dave was arrested for punching out an undercover detective in Tokyo. He then spent 4 months in solitary confinement. Then stole your girlfriend.
Dave was arrested for - ahem - rape.
Dave was arrested for interfering with public duties after rescuing a swimmer. It ain't easy being me (or green, I hear)
Dave was arrested for Gun and Drug charges.